Wish you'd enjoyed all those gems from behind bars, but this is the USA and folks like you and George W et al get to enjoy nice comfy lives still worshipped by the masses as royalty, comforts all earned by profits from The War Racket — as Major General Smedley Butler spelled out in 1935.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzr5pW21a7U

I can just see you singing along with your musical artist choice, da Stallion:

"Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge / Extra large, and extra hard/ Put this pussy right in yo' face/ Swipe your nose like a credit card." :-)