“Coming Distractions” — photo Alexander Hirka

The Man Who Fell Into A Multi-plex

Franchise And Reboot This

Mr. Smartypants Goes To The Movies

Okay. So this snowflake walks into a multi-plex movie theater in New York City.

And—while this is something so mundane that millions of people do it daily, without thinking—this egghead is absolutely shocked and appalled.

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Writer, visual artist, philosopher, autodidact, curmudgeon. More than half of what i do is make believe. https://alexanderhirka.nyc

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aleXander hirka

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Writer, visual artist, philosopher, autodidact, curmudgeon. More than half of what i do is make believe. https://alexanderhirka.nyc

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