Slav Of Love

I am 67 years old.
Half a lifetime ago, in 1984, when I was 33, I wrote this short story.
It was published by
Screw Magazine.
Luckily I’m not running for public office — so, rather than worrying that the media might accidentally discover this salacious folktale, I can just go ahead and let it spill forward.
File it under erotic humor, I guess.