“Unidentified Flying Objects” — digital collage by AleXander Hirka

Just Look At Them

Aliens on Zoom

5 min readMay 8, 2021

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Tony: Hi Bob. There you are. You are coming in clear.
You sure took some risks getting that close to them. The video they captured of you flying around will have them baffled for a long time to come.
Can you see me okay?

Bob: Hi Tony. Yes, yes I can see and hear you.
I wanted to capture good clear evidence of what goes on down there. What we have all grown up watching on the Earth Channel on Interplanetary Tube simply hasn’t touched on the horror show down there.
It has been sixty years since Klaatu addressed their obsession with violence but they chose to ignore him. With the threat of obliteration their Earth stood still, briefly—but ultimately it didn’t slow down their pursuit of brutality and bloodshed.

Samples From Their Foodchain

Tony: So true. These images will certainly convince The Council that the time for placing the ZooBubble around these creatures has come.
As we had to do with the Hunams on the planet Eard a long time ago—these life forms will have to be completely isolated. Very soon. Quarantined. Lest they follow the suggestions of those Ego Charismatic Corpuscles among them who…

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Writer, visual artist, philosopher, autodidact, curmudgeon. More than half of what i do is make believe. https://alexanderhirka.nyc