Gumbubble boy GiselaFotografie , White House Pexels, collage AleXander Hirka

In Support Of Gum Control

Chew On This!

Billy had fallen asleep with a wad of Bazooka chewing gum in his mouth. In the morning, before diving into a bowl of Grape Nuts, he stuck it on the front page of the newspaper, right on the photo of the president who, in the photo, actually did have a wad of gum on his forehead

That photo of the Leader of the Free World with gum on his forehead managed to bounce around…



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