I'm assuming that that was the intent of writing this piece of pastry — with a clickbait-coated title — and a filling made up of sugar-coated anecdotal ingredients that contain no nutritional sociological value.

I recommend pushing aside your curtain of ideology, opening the window, and taking a real deep look at the realities of the world outside — before attempting to again offer us your recipes on how it should be done. I’d put this pastry on the windowsill — it is past freshness date, and it’s for the birds.

(Holy smokes! Some readers actually clapped for this article. I’d love to understand what they read that they agree with. Or maybe not; else I might begin to subscribe to eugenics.)