Fuzz and Feathers
“Police Pullet Pandemonium” (The joy of small town newspaper headlines.)
There’s a huge rock at the edge of town with the Lord’s Prayer carved into it. The rock juts right out to the very edge of the road, almost up to the white line. The very tip of the rock is painted white so drivers can see it better and avoid it.
Carved over a century ago the current town mythology has it that the prayer was supposed to put the fear of god into the loggers who passed by it, swearin’ their little hard workin’…