Dear George Baily.

I just had to look.

And yep — your article on Burning Man (I've been 14 times, I'm 71) is as uninformed and hyperbolic as your words on the US proxy war with Russia.

Was this satire — and were you trying to write it as you were a reporter from Pleasantville?

If so, you succeeded.

If not, this will only fool and satisfy the residents of Bedford Falls or Hooterville.